Science gone NUTS!

On another episode of scientific discovery we study the dazzling breakthroughs of a bright team of scientists to be who call themselves, for some odd reason, A4. So we embark to see what amazing discoveries await. First off they begin the extremely hard task of 'coming up' with the idea of burning nuts for no apparent reason. When asked, they apparently got that idea from a superior life form they called rehcaeT! Surprise, surprise! Ensuing their studies, they made 'Wow no. 1'.

Wow no. 1: DO NOT poke a nut through the middle or it will fall of very soon.

This was almost as fantastic as the fact that we actually have common sense. This amazing inovation was discovered by sanoJ, rednivlA, nahtanoJ and noroD. All show very promising signs of one day unraveling the great mystery of common sense. Soon after, Wow no. 2 was 'remembered'.

Wow no. 2: DO NOT let your nut(s) fall during burning.

Things were going in well in A4's escapades until someone remembered that the divine diety, rehcaeT, warned of the reliability of nut(s) in regard to falling. No such wiser words. Heart-breaking moments like this have never before been recorded in history. The true horror of a nut(s) dropping is severe. Consultation to the supreme in command, rehcaeT, proved no other remedy than repeating the intricate process. That's when Wow no. 3 was dicovered.

Wow no. 3: DO NOT touch hot nut(s).

We have sanoJ to thank for this mind-boggling awakening in the delicate field of common sense (again)! The complete process repeated, the all powerful rehcaeT pleased, there was just on minor setback in our heroes' minds: Wow no. 4.

Wow no. 4: DO NOT cough nearby flaming nut(s).

Once again we thank sanoJ for this Wow. When researched, sanoJ appears to be in a rut of a social life and is held in complete awe of the number 7.

P.S. All 'sensitive' issues are recorded laterally inverted to 'protect' privacy. All pun intended.