Hey my livelier counterparts (both abundant in genes and no),
Let's face it, it takes a lot to wake the dead and if you would be satisfied as to what does, you would have to be content with this: whatever it is, it happens every post on this blog.
I stir forth from the cyberspace silence dutifully adhered to as a dead blogger to give thee readers a diminutive post regarding matters which you will henceforth read.
I am now "technically" suffering from measles, mumps and rubella all at the same time due to reasons I will explain if I yet live through this untrying times. The latter disease, upon careful research is seemingly impossible for one of my sex to have, hence I refer to the sole fact that despite evidence of the relatively short side of my genetic make-up, I have a X-chromosome as well and am therefore justified in suffering from this mallady.
For that reason post will be discontinued (this warning should be redundant) until future times; of which I may be residing in aciremA fo setatS detinU, anaidnI, nwotsregaH for six months henceforth. I bid you a happy christmas and a merry new year.
-nihploD-
