Monday, 5 May 2008

Posting on a comment

Kamikaze!?!?!? Here, I [s'noroD tsohG] am trying to make blogger history! Muahahaha! Never in history has there been a post on a comment. [at least I hope there hasn't] So now I will create my masterpiece.


Yes, as has been afore mentioned in the blog of our CIA Don [link in post below], I will be addressing the issue of some complaints brought forth by our most worthy and only in-field commando, Danny Grober. He has posted these self same comments on the previous post and on the post of our faithful CIA. Hence we intend to retalliate his insignificant actions with one of such great magnimity such that he will be forced to comply, in good time, to Phase BATT 2.


A brilliant idea: a post on a comment posted on a post. Yep, the only way he could respond, if he is still valiant enough, is to post a comment on a post about a comment posted on a post. That's right: to post a comment on a post about a comment posted on a post. He would just never dare to post a comment on a post about a comment posted on a post. Why, we would just do a post on the comment that he posted on the post about the comment he posted on a post. I never realized this posting on a comment that was posted on a post would be so fun. Yep, so let's get to that comment posted on my post which I will comment on.


The following is the comment in italics and my comments on the comment in bold:


(I just finished dealing with the Donkey blog when I realised that I have ANOTHER Dolphin to finish with.. So, to save all the trouble, I SMARTLY copied everything over.. Added some stuff though)
[Due to moments of panic, we see Danny trying desperately ... no, not trying to plead his innocence, but rather trying to redeem his desperate personality from reaching the detection of TT. Therefore he hurriedly reproduced everything from the other comment. Notice the desperate attmpt to highlight the SMARTLY? Poor Danny, in desperation, one does weird things.]


Now here it goes:
[Here Danny obviously takes a huge big breath, makes the sign of the cross and hopes he doesn't need to lie too much and hopes that sanoJ is right and TT doesn't read blogs like this.]


Doomed to suffer this excruciating PROJECT, am i not?...
[Suffering? Of course! In pursuit of the advantageous unit TT when he needs it's affinities so badly. How could our Danny not suffer. But wait ...]


Sigh..
[Here Danny id not sighing like the ever famous Eeyore in Winnie-the-Pooh. He is not bemoaning the fact that bold lies are being spread of him in the infinitesimal corners of the internet. No, here he closes his eyes and says, "But TT's soooo good it's worth it!"]


What to do.. There are people who are just too free, so as to 'HELP' others infiltrate a 'closely-defended structure' (quote noroD or better known as Einstein) that they are falsely acquainted with..
[Ah, most noble, gallant Danny. So true, so loyal to not only his cause but his ever faithful friends. Who among the clearheaded would go in pursuit of such an entity as TT only to have to count on the favours of friends to reach it's goals? No, our dignified Danny seeks to do this on his own. And rightly so. but who are we but good friends who must assist if we are in a position to do so? Forgive us, Danny, such a quest should not to be taken by one's lonely self alone.]


Sigh..
[Here he realises the sincerity of our assistance. He understands our concerns for his success.]


Blame the innocent me-self..
[Ah, he is not blaming his entire being here. But rather his dignity, his pride. Why won't he just allow for the help of his friends? He blames his pride for pushing away such valuble aid.]


And I shall forgive them, as they do not know what they are doing.. Really pity kids nowadays..
[Yes, he forgives us. He forgives the cooperators of Project BATT as we are but fine friends who find it obligatory to lend a hand and do so sub-conciously. He pities our being such friends with such a miserable guy like himself. It is no matter, we do not count it a burden, you can rest assured Danny.]


Finally, I stand firm to my belief that THINGS CHANGE ERE THE END! Everything will resolve itself, thus, I shall not worry for what happens, as everything will roll out as fated (in the right and truthful manner), and peace be restored, before the end.. Lol..
[Yes, we too, Danny hope and pray that the everything will change for the betterment of yourself and hopefully to the advantage of our fellow companion J. Mugis and his S. Fate will resolve this but we being your better friends that Fate will exert every effort to speed this giant undertaking up and see it through!]

The ever-innocent,

Danny Grober
[And s'noroD tsohG]

Now that we have truly understood Danny's meaning I call to all who will answer to join us in our quest for the welfare of one true noble being - Danny Grober.

16 comments:

Perry Tan said...

Ohhhh.... CIA reporting for duty. Any further orders sir?

Perry Tan said...

Oh. Good work done. Looking forward to further joint operations in the near future. This is another step in the success of Project BATT for our commando will be swooning , quote: "I can see clearly now the rain is gone... I can see all obstacles in my way..." Minus the obstacles. GO DANNY!

Anonymous said...

People, Bernard here..

I know it sounds very very lame to be here again and again, trying to clarify this obviously misguided issue revolving aroung myself.. But then again, without doing so, it makes me seem so weak and abusable, thus, being falsely acquainted with a girl.

Therefore, I strongly feel that I owe everyone a truth that has to be explained, something that the Dolphin and Donkey had obviously trying to manipulate and hide away from fella readers, that I am not 'interested' in the particular girl that Danny Grober had been paired with for the last few misleading weeks.

In which, Danny Grober = Bernard Yong, a.k.a. myself.

sigh.. again i sigh, sighing from both relief, relieved from the constricting false 'kuching-kayu-relationship' prank, as well as the innocent nature of the BATT project officers..

Thy shalt be forgiving..

And with tat i raise my case..

DANNY GROBER

¤ ╬ ¤ §µŗęžą ¤ ╬ ¤ said...

Uhhh... Bernard... Why'd you want to raise your case? Shouldn't you let it rest? Don't sound so pitiful. We all (well, maybe me only) know there's someone in your heart. Just let it out so the target will shift from TT to the SC (Sworn Concubine). LOL. I'm just joking with the abbreviation. Please don't kick my ass... OUCH!!!

Perry Tan said...

On behalf of the Kuching Division of the BLMS, we would like to extend out invitation to fellow comrade shadtzer to join our cause. Please respond by leaving another comment or emailing Rondo or CIA.

Danny, you're just going to get more trouble.

Anonymous said...

SORRY!!!

I was typing in haste this afternun tat i mistyped 'raise' for 'rest'!!!


Confucius once said, "speak more and u r more prone to mistakes and
glitches".

therefore, I REST my case, fully-knowing tat Silence is a virtue, and patience, royally essential for the betterment of this entire situation and mess...

Perry Tan said...

People, HE"S IN DENIAL!!!

nihploD said...

Bernard, you are pathetic. I leave the rest to be said if I ever bother to blog about you again.

Hey, shadzter, you mind telling who SC is?

¤ ╬ ¤ §µŗęžą ¤ ╬ ¤ said...

Hey... Sorry for the late comment. Hands full of test papers. Uh... How do I email you guys again? I dont's see no address. The secret identity of Bernard's mistress shall be revealed. Muahahahaha....

Perry Tan said...

ummm... how hoh? uhh... lemme see... I'll drop a comment of your post with the email add. From there then we shall liason with your branch of this project.

¤ ╬ ¤ §µŗęžą ¤ ╬ ¤ said...

Ok. In the quest for Danny Grober's happiness, we shall sacrifice time, shed tears, bleed profusely and abandon our own quest for love. LOL. I think I'm the only one who's going to do that.

Perry Tan said...

I've already found something distinctly related to love so that's out of my list of worries. Got your email already so please contact ASAP.

A Budding Engineer said...

Doron, when are you going to write another post?

Anonymous said...

this post is funny and.. when are you gonna update your blog?

Perry Tan said...

Let's petition for an update!

Anonymous said...

sorry...

Too tired, miserable and uninsightful for an update. Hope sincerely for incredible revelation after the holidays.