Holiday fun with English!

Yep, I finally have what all my avid and faithful readers have been waiting for:
An update!

Anyways, yes, Doron's still dead but dead men do tell stories. Seems like the break from our regular schooling lives offers no more of those sparkles which we blogger opportunist love. Sigh...

In a desperate attempt to relieve the magnimity of the stress bestowed upon me by powers beyond my control, I am glad to proceed by providing my ever constant readers a short summary of my activities during the period of withdrawal from the one, and probably the only, public lifestyle due to the interference of some unknown veto power.
Or in simple talk: What I did during the holidays so far.

1. I undertook to provide the suffering and dehydrated finer examples of the human physique, of tS. hpesoJ stropS yaD, with zero expense liquidation:
I gave out free drinks on sports day!

2. I participated in a fine undertaking to unite and strengthen the bonds between the noble individuals who upheld measly instances of justice in our fine education systems. During which I was struck more forcefully into the consideration of commencing Project ESC, DAP and/or MIC:
I went for our Prefect Telematch and had lots of fun!

3. I spent the following week commiting my body to the rememberance of certain tiring and complex maneuvers which were further enhanced by the participation of various individuals of the same rigid undertakings to produce a visually stunning and auditorily demanding display:
I went for band practice on Sat, Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs and Fri -day! We stood around in the sun a lot and made a lot of noise.

4. I commited the diminuitive allocation of rest from the immense physical regimes to perusing the views and opinions of my fellow like-minded acquaintances:
I read a few blogs during my short Gawai break.

5. Throughout the aforesaid specifications of my conduct I continually bemoaned the bereftment of the company of my numerous acquaintances, some of which had recently developed very intristic effects on my being:
I wanna go back to school! I miss my friends! Especially certain ones...

Hence, my period of relaxation granted to me by unknown higher powers has been caught up in many a physical and mental turmult. Therefore I am severly lacking in many of my abilities at his particular instance:
These holidays @#$*%! I'm tired.